By now, just about everyone into extreme music knows the band with odd moniker: Weekend Nachos. From the Chicago area, Weekend Nachos is a blend of power-violence, hardcore and grindcore. WN has riffs for days and as one would guess, they never over stay their welcome. One million times better than what is passed off as “hardcore” these days, with the bark of power violence, Weekend Nachos is perfect for any holiday gathering, if your family is the Manson family (yes, a shameless Ellroy reference.) Nachos is angry music. It is vile. So don’t let the name fool you.
Weekend Nachos has four proper releases, Worthless, Unforgivable, Bleed (EP), and Still. The Bleed EP is two songs of extreme sludge/doom that can be compared a bit to Bongripper. Obviously, Bleed is where I hang my hat, but most would do good to start with Worthless.
And here is one of the track of the Bleed EP.
Like Rats, sharing members with Weekend Nachos brings a bit more HM-2 to the stage but retain the sludge/hardcore and occasional d-beat into their music. And hell, they named their band after a Godflesh song so you know these dudes, at the very least, have huge balls.
One of the favorite 5/3/1 set/rep variations from the Beyond book was S.V.R. I believe this new version greatly improves on the original S.V.R. Like always, I experimented with a few different options and found that the new version is superior and I’m always looking for ways to make it better. One of the mistakes I made was making the second week too high in volume – this completely screwed up the third week and ruined the programming. This new version adheres to the Medium/Light/Heavy programming that has been so successful.
70%x5, 80%x5, 90%xPR set, 70%xPR set
Week One Notes
When doing the 70% PR set for the deadlift, you can choose to do this double overhand. This would be kept as a separate record and be a great way to add some variety into your training, put a new challenge into your programming and improve your grip. If you find doing 70% for 5 reps with a double overhand grip to be too challenging, simply perform the final PR set at a lower percentage. But whatever you choose (60%, 50%, etc.) be sure to use the same percentage each week. In other words, be consistent.
Another deadlift variation for the 70% set is to use straps. Strap up and go nuts. Obviously this is the only time you would use straps on the deadlift and again, be consistent.
For the squat, you could use a SS Bar for the 70% set. I don’t think you would have to use a different percentage as the SS Bar is harder but not that much more difficult. Perhaps if you are unfamiliar with the bar you could do a cycle or two of a lower percentage but I see no reason why you couldn’t use 70% once you got use to it.
For the bench press or press, you can always use a different grip for the 70% set but I don’t know if this would make much of a difference in training.
65%x5, 75%x5, 85%x5, 3-5 sets of 5 reps@ 65%
Week Two Notes
As usual, this week is the boring week of the cycle. But this is not to be taken lightly or to be taken out. This week serves as a bridge between the two heavier weeks. And allows you to build but not destroy.
The 65% work at the end of the training should be tailored to the individual lift. For example, you may find out that your squat responds better the following week when doing triples. Or your bench press feels good on the third week when you do all 5 sets of 5 reps but keep the rest periods short. This is going to require some experimentation on your part which is the best part of training process – besides setting PR’s and getting strong as hell.
Don’t make this week any harder – for example, I can see a million people strapping 100 bands “Westside Style Bro” to the squat because it needs to be harder, damn it. Or turning the second week into a Boring But Big workout. That’s fine for the challenge but not for S.V.R. II. So understand what the S.V.R. II is all about. Don’t make every week and every workout impossible. That totally fucks with the entire training plan. In other words, follow the damn program.
For each lift, make sure your do the appropriate amount of FSL work. For example, you may do 5 sets of 5 reps for the bench and press. But due to your work with the Prowler, jumps, bike and hills, you keep the squat and deadlift work to 3×5. See why an athlete and a true man of strength has to alter his lifting due to his training? I’m still amazed at the ignorance of many “trainers” on sport programming and the belief that each part of a total program can be separate for others. This is the biggest mistake with people trying to combine conditioning work and lifting. You must learn how to eliminate bodybuilding tendencies and learn the push/pull of a training program (and no, this doesn’t mean rows and presses).
For the squat, you could use a SS Bar for the FSL set. I don’t think you would have to use a different percentage as the SS Bar is harder but not that much more difficult. Perhaps if you are unfamiliar with the bar you could do a cycle or two of a lower percentage but I see no reason why you couldn’t use 70% once you got use to it.
For the bench press or press, you can always use a different grip for the FSL set but I don’t know if this would make much of a difference in training.
We eliminated the singles on this day due to the ineffectiveness I’ve seen in all the athletes I trained. While going for a 1RM is fun and I have no problem with some people doing them occasionally, the big picture must be taken into account. This day is a great time to blow away some rep records and if weeks 1 and 2 are properly programmed, we invariably hit a big PR on this day. The key is being smart on week one and week two. Remember that training is bigger than the day.
Again, the supplemental work (in this case, SSL) can be done differently for each lift.
I wouldn’t change the lift for the SSL lift – keep to the original lift.
As for assistance work, the only thing I had people do was some chins. Every workout started with mobility work/jumps/throws and ended with Prowler work. The Prowler work was either light weight x 10 sprints or heavy weight for 6 sprints. I tried to keep this constant throughout the program. The only change I made was one day (when it was icy rain) was doing the Weight Vest 100 rep squat challenge. The point is this: you can periodize the conditioning work (if you do heavy conditioning work) or you can choose to keep it constant. If you periodize the conditioning, be sure to follow the same rules of the lifting – on week one, do the medium conditioning, on week two, do the lighter conditioning, etc. Don’t do the heavy conditioning on week two.
For those of you that love PowerViolence (and who the hell doesn’t?) – check out Water Torture. They are sadly no longer a band. The noise elements between songs might be too much for some but if taken in the right environment, they can be incredibly effective. This is bass heavy music and probably not recommended for the Binary Band Lovers (1/0/1/1/1/1/0/0/0/0/1/1/1 for those that know guitar tab). Preserve what is great in metal/hardcore/punk and support the underground.
Don't fall for that crap that people are peddling on the message boards, in magazines or on TV. Get your shit in order, and get your training in order. Start kicking ass, and take out the crap that doesn't matter. Start doing and believing in the stuff that works, and do it today and forever. You want science and studies? Fuck you, I've got scars and blood and vomit.
This is a call to arms for some of you. It is for me too. Stop all the things that make you a pussy and steal your energy. Get your life back. - Jim Wendler
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