5/3/1 Camo Dad Hat

 There are five kinds of people I don't trust:

1. Those who tell me how I should spend my money (or those who take my money via laws or force).
2. Those who tell me what I can and cannot say.
3. Those who tell me, with 100% certainty, that they know what happens when we die.
4. Those who tell me what or how to think.
5. Those who expect from others what they do not do themselves.

You keep these people at arms length and ignore their fat-tongued mouths, you'll be golden.

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• OSFM
• 98% cotton 2% spandex for comfort, flat embroidery
• Classic low profile, unstructured crown, 3 1/8" high
• Curved visor with black underside
• Antique brass buckle closure