E.S.M.D. Training Shorts

Are you "con gato"? Or "con carne"?  Whatever mass you are packing betwixt your quads, you can gently pull these down in order to mate.

(If you too have a mastery of the Spanish language, the preceding message will be crystal clear.)

• Stretch fabric; 90/10 poly/spandex
• Lightweight; comfortable board short style
• Drawstring with spandex fly
• Inset patch pocket on right leg