Top Fitness Headlines of 2013
* Eating Pussy Causes Cancer!
* Overhead Press – 1 Way Ticket to the Morgue
* Cleans and Snatches – Impossible to Learn, Don’t Even Bother (unless you come to my seminar)
* Your Favorite Food? Probably give you AIDS
* Eat your Own Feces – If you Can’t Eat Your Own Shit, Your Diet Sucks
* The Dangers of Being Great – Don’t Bother, Something Might Go Wrong
* Being Picked Last – Why I Continue to Cry About It
* I’m 18 Years Old – Here’s a 20 Minute YouTube Video of Me Talking To the Camera Because I Have Something to Valuable to Contribute
* My Transformation – Still Pretty Shitty
* Steroids – Why Anyone Better Than Me Uses Them
* Standards – I’ll Write Some to Make All of Us Feel Better
* Your Wrist Measurement – Built in Excuse




























